TG: yeah its still stored away
TG: i keep all my sweet ideas locked up dude
TG: theyre all in my vault deep inside my psyche for possible later use
TG: some of its buried deeper because that shits priceless as hell
TG: stuffs under some serious guard
TG: lasers safes pressure sensitivity
TG: the kinds of goods that far back would be a shitton more difficult to nab than
TG: lets say
TG: the declaration of independence
TG: the bleating like a goat thing is one of my more valuable concepts
TG: but its public knowledge apparently
TG: its available for viewing in the museum of strider
TG: yeah i may end up doing it eventually
TG: maybe not
TG: if i were to do it right this second it would be sort of worthless though wouldnt it
TG: so who knows
TG: i think ill just let it fester for now
TG: not sure what that means dude
TG: but sure
TG: whatever you say
TG: sup bro
TG: hows your epic conquest for terezis heart going
TG: you taking her out on romantic journeys
TG: singing to her in the moonlight
TG: making her heart melt
TG: having her promise you youre the only one she has nostrils for
TG: is she your girlfriend yet
TG: oh wait
TG: nevermind dude i think i have a pretty picture painted in my head now
TG: you think i havent been trying to stop this entire time
TG: seriously come on
TG: i dont like being hot
TG: what kind of sick freak do you take me for
TG: the windows open
TG: i have the fan blasting
TG: shirts gone
TG: still really fucking hot
TG: this is texas man
TG: the temperature here is kind of a given
TG: its in the brochure
TG: its ok though
TG: i dont need a cool climate
TG: ive got enough cool right now to last the entirety of the south for a full year
TG: and by the time that runs out ill have picked up some more
TG: im like a swiffer sweepervac for swag
TG: totally sorry i couldnt do what you asked though bro
TG: shit
TG: you assholes just dont let up
TG: do you
TG: the answer is a resounding no all around
TG: wow what a stupid thing to request
GG: ooh!!! dave!
GG: lets do it!!
GG: could we?! :D
TG: uh
TG: why though
TG: its just a stupid high five
GG: exactly!
GG: come on punk!!
GG: its easy anyway!
GG: yaayyy!! :D
GG: hmmm….
GG: well….
GG: its kind of confusing!! :D
GG: but
TG: yeah she just fell asleep
TG: kickass timing right
TG: to answer your question
TG: shes just fucking weird i guess
TG: oh my fucking god
GG: what is it???
GG: omg!!!!!!
GG: wow rude!!!!!!!!!! :/
GG: get out of here you asslicker!! >:(
TG: hahaha
TG: nah im good
TG: you guys treat me like im your slave with all the demands so far
TG: your personal entertainer
TG: a private dancer
TG: news flash im no stripper
TG: i aint about to jump into action as soon as you yell dance puppet dance
TG: ooh yes anon whatever you say
TG: i thrive off of your demands
TG: order me harder
TG: yeah
TG: yeah no
TG: cute isnt really my thing anyway
TG: now if youre looking for something ridiculously sexy
TG: look me up then
TG: you can find me filed under super hunk
TG: jades doing fucking bunny ears isnt she
TG: uh
TG: yeah shes my bro
TG: its not like that though
TG: dont get me wrong shes pretty badass
TG: and i gotta say shes an awesome friend to have
TG: thats right i know a fucking island girl whos boss with the rifle and can shred the bass
TG: sure shes kind of a huge freak sometimes
TG: being the unprejudiced good samaritan that i am i look past that
TG: but nah
TG: were just friends
TG: hey dudes i know there isn’t a lot of you
TG: but im visiting jade so if you have any questions for the both of us or involving her
TG: shed probably be pretty excited about getting some
TG: i mean she gets pretty worked up about damn near anything so it wouldnt really fucking matter if you did or not
TG: shed be fucking ecstatic just sitting there watching me answer you guys
TG: like it was her birthday christmas and easter all wrapped into one huge fucking new years party
TG: dedicated to her
TG: but yeah itd make her feel good if you did ask her questions
TG: besides if you dont shed get bored and start bitching at me to stop
TG: and fuck all if this girl cant whine when she wants to
TG: k thanks
TG: see ya
TG: right ok
TG: im the lame one
TG: im the one who stalks totally sicknasty bros and throws stupid as shit insults at them
TG: really good job btw
TG: im so burned right now
